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Tuesday, July 5th, 2005
8:18 pm


Hygiene is the corruption of medicine by morality. It is impossible to find a hygienist who does not debase his theory of the healthful with a theory of the virtuous. The true aim of medicine is not to make men virtuous; it is to safeguard and rescue them from the consequences of their vices.
Mencken, H. L.

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Monday, July 4th, 2005
1:06 am - Big Daddy

More quotes related to getting clean from another favorite movie of mine, Big Daddy:
Sonny: Hi, Julian! How ya doin'? I'm Scuba Sam, Scuba Steve's father. You see, my boy needs to take a bath, the only problem is he's afraid to bathe alone. So, I was wondering if you'd keep him company in the tub.Terrific, and after your bath, you need to try and study hard because if you want to be in the Scuba Squad, you have to be smart.
Julian: I can be in the Scuba Squad?
Sonny: Well sure! All you have to do is work hard and don't tell a soul about the Scuba Squad because then everybody's gonna wanna join! Oh, and one more thing! Be nice to the Delivery Guy, will ya? It's not his fault he can't read.

Julian: ...but I wipe my own ass, I wipe my own ass!

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Saturday, July 2nd, 2005
11:38 am - washing

After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands.

-Friedrich Nietzsche

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4:56 pm - Bog Standard Hygiene

    'I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a lavatory seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you. Madam Pomfrey, however, felt it might not be hygienic, and confiscated it.'
--Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, J. K. Rowling.

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Friday, July 1st, 2005
6:42 pm - Getting clean

WARNING: This quote is from a Quentin Tarantino movie. As such, it contains obscenities. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

[cleaning their bloody hands]
Jules: Fuck, nigger, what did you do to his towel?
Vincent: I was dryin' my hands.
Jules: You're supposed to wash 'em first.
Vincent: You watched me wash 'em.
Jules: I watched you get 'em wet.
Vincent: I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.
Jules: I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad.

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6:16 pm - Theme


Chandler: You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?

Since shower is related to Hygiene....it works, right?

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7:31 pm

ok this theme goes from. today till this day next week.
So, it turns out friday got to friday quicker than I could realise Tuesday had been and gone, My Apologys.

This weeks theme is Hygiene

Keep up the good work.

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Thursday, June 30th, 2005
3:21 am - Are we still working on this one?

If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; z is keeping your mouth shut.
    --Albert Einstein

current mood: working

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Saturday, June 25th, 2005
10:41 pm - cough

Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.

- Oscar Wilde

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Friday, June 24th, 2005
4:05 pm - TGIF

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

-Jane Sellman

current mood: quixotic

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Thursday, June 23rd, 2005
1:56 pm - Rhyming work

Early to bed, early to rise
Work like hell and advertise.

-Ted Turner

current mood: cold

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1:19 am - Work work work

I happen to know of a very good movie that deals with work...Office Space, of course! Here are my favorites. They're long, so behind a cut they go!
Work sucks.Collapse )

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Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005
6:13 pm - :D

I do take my work seriously and the way to do that is not to take yourself too seriously.

-Alan Rickman

current mood: bouncy

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9:35 pm - Work Curse

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
    --Oscar Wilde

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Tuesday, June 21st, 2005
12:50 pm - "Work" Quotes.

I figure for my premiere quote here, I'd stick with some funny Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quotes:

Meatwad: Not really. He says it don't matter how hard you work, or how much you do, you're always gonna be in the hole. Sometimes, he says 'Get out of my face, and if you've got a problem with that, I'll cut you!'

Carl: Look, I don't work my ass off for twenty hours a week to throw my money away. That's wasteful. These bills are strictly for me to kiss... and put in some stripper's underwear.

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9:11 am

Opportunity is missed by most people because it comes dressed in overalls and looks like work.

-Thomas Edison

current mood: content

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8:47 am - Ah ha!

I'm just going to take this opportunity to post the lyrics to one of my favourite alltime songs. The End.

"She comes home to me after a hard night's work
Falls in my arms and sleeps like a bird
Startle, wakes up, like she don't know me
Cocks back her fist like she's going to slug me
Like, who are you anyway
And what are you doing to me?

She's an angel
But she can't see it
She's got wings,
But she can't feel 'em
She's an angel
But she can't see it
But she's flying above me every day
Every day of my life

Bright diamond eyes with daggers beneath them
She carries the chains of a million decisions
That weren't even hers to begin with anyway
But she carries them all
All the people around her
Never even notice that she's very very tired

She's an angel
But she can't see it
She's got wings
But she can't feel 'em
She's an angel
But she can't see it
But she's rising above me every day
Every day of my life"

-Angel, by Ghost of The Robot

current mood: mischievous

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10:08 am


When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?
-Don Marquis

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10:04 am

It seems redatt Looked at my challenge and laughed in my face posting a quote daily, Even using some of the quotes I'd planned to use leaving me quoteless, I'd also like to welcome sevvy_sinclaire to the commumnity.

snusnubird needs to post more of her rare quotes ;)
And this weeks theme is,


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